Wednesday, August 24, 2011

"Lite Lo" ~ humor to chill~

यदि अन्ना की शादी हो गई होती तो यह आंदोलन कभी न होता। क्योंकि, तब मामला कुछ ऐसा होता-
1. कहां जा रहे हो ?
2. अकेले तुम्हें ही पड़ी है अनशन में जाने की
3. ये केज़रीवाल का साथ छोड़ो
4. वो बाल कटी वाली लड़की कौन है ? बार-बार बगल में आकर बैठती है
5. शाम तक आ जाओगे न ?
6. पहुंचते ही फोन करना...वगैरह वगैरह..
7. बिजली के बिल देने के पैसे नहीं हैं और आप लोकपाल बिल ले आए हो
8. ये केज़रीवाल तुम्हें मरवाएगा
9. मुन्ना के लिए दो चार फ्री की टोपी ले आना
10- कल मुन्ने के स्कूल मे पैरेंट्स मीटिंग है .

Saturday, August 20, 2011

"Anna of Facebook" (Catchy Humor)

"Manmohan Singh" wrote on "Anna Hazare's" wall...
"Corruption ka nasha pyare, nasha sabse nashila hai...
Jise dekho yaha woh, corruption ki baarish mai geela...
Politics ke naam pe karte, sabhi ab bhrasht leela hain....

"Anna Hazare" commented, ---
"that is what ma whole campaign is about..."

"Baba Ramdev" liked Anna's comment, and commented, ---
"Mai karu toh saala character dheela hai..." :-P

Friday, August 19, 2011

Anna Ki Aandhi - "India Against Corruption"

From three days, If You turn the News On, which I usually does after dinner time, Its all about anna, Lokpal, and his Followers..
Amazed to see the 'Ekta on this Issue... Wondering if Its a Revolution, or Just a 'Bhed -chal'

'No Offences to Anna's War against corruption, And all those who are following him,

But What we have watched on TV yesterday, is Pathetic, I think We got Stuck in TV Promoted Hike..
TV channel shows College Gooing students and small Kids, Who Said that they Bunked school and colleges to support anna....

All the Ministers and other Political leaders getting an Opportunity to throw Stones on each Other..
I think they need to ask questions to themselves Before wearing a "Mai Bhi anna" Cap....

what Lokpal Bill Is..?
How many of Us know what is the Procedure to make a Law in India,
What makes Govt's Lokpal different from What anna's bill, and
How is this Bill going to help fight corruption! Is it feasible?

Considering the "Making of Law" Practice in Indian Republic, Will Anna's "drafted" Lokpal Bill, Get an approval By the Parliament committee of the assembly... and If it Survives,
Is Lokpal Bill feasible at ground level, Just Imagine A 'traffic hawaldar' stops You, at a signal, How can Lokpal Help You get him away, Or Can Lokpal Help People Get Police verification done WIthout Bargaining with Police.....

I think more than 80 % Of peoples dont have any answers to the above question, and that Includes Me!
So If we get answer to this question, then only, I think we are in a Position to support anna Ji! Blind support is a Waste!

With No Personal Offence to anna Ji and Followers I wish All Of Us a Best of luck for a "Corruption - Free India"

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