A famous inspirational speaker said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The audience was silent with shock. He continued: "She was my mother!"
Applause and laughter!
A man tried this at home, After a few pegs, he said loudly to his wife, in kitchen: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"Standing for a moment trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out: "I can't remember who she was!" By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital be, recovering from burns of boiling water!
MORAL: Don't copy if you can't paste...!